msmaryadmitrievna:

broody-lesbian:

ovenproofowl:

are you telling me they’re making a Cruella movie and she’s not even a MILF??

this is the most valid criticism i’ve seen on the cruella de vil tag so far

(via corpish)

lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223:

Me giving myself pep talks: You are not uniquely horrible

(via autipacha-deactivated20201230)

princesshamlet:

princesshamlet:

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.

anyway. merry christmas to the christian folk i think ur mans is nifty

(via austinbaker94)

gyuto:

gyuto:

:

Eve only took a bite out of that apple because it was funny

Eve said gd may have made the first joke but I’m gonna make the first funny one

Posts that make Christian heads explode

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asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

CIA (COCK INSPECTION AGENCY)

i’m sorry is this post not important enough to stay awake for?

slutivante:

lil kim the queen bee.

(via 100xgravity)

suckmydickofficerbitch:

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

papatulus:

sundial911:

papatulus:

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

(via hotboyproblems)